Buy an X Large, neon green San Francisco sweatshirt.
Add one golden cable car pin.
Project the image of success.
In imaginary tourist vacation scenario, 19 year-old Sarah can't believe that she has to spend her spring break in stupid San Francisco with her parents and their nextdoor-neighbor friends, getting hit on nonstop by their son instead of going to London to smoke cigarettes at punk rock bars like all of her friends at art school.
Bay cruise? BAY CRUISE!
C'ronas!
Who paints bridges red?! Ew.
"No way! The Rock!" "No way! I LOVED The Scorpion King!"
"Look at the bird!"
"Look at the bird!"
"Look at the bird!"
Another satisfying day in the books.
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